be prepared!

So I can't take credit for this one... all the credit goes to the Andrew Minchew:

"'swine flu' is the past tense of 'pigs fly'. Do you know how much crazy stuff is supposed to happen when pigs fly? HUNKER DOWN!"

I'm pretty sure my response to a passed note in 5th grade questioning "will you be my girlfriend" was "when pigs fly"....... I sure hope he doesn't remember this! :)